Agent Barker: Huh? Miss Piggy: Hi-yah! ha-ha-ha! Agent Barker: Where have you been all my life? Miss Piggy: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!! Is that all you got?! Not the noogie! HI!!!! Eh! Agent Barker: Ooh! Oooooooooooooooh! Miss Piggy: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! MAMA!!!!!! Agent Barker: I like this party! Miss Piggy: Oh, ahh, tough guy, tough guy, ha-ha!! Come on, show me, show me! Oh, look, Cindy Crawford. Miss Piggy: Hi-yah! Platinum belt, with an unlimited line of credit. Miss Piggy: Hey, Wait a minute, you're not part of an alien-protection agency! Who are you? Where are you taking Gonzo?! hey! Hi-yah! Agent Barker: I'm impressed! Black belt, third degree. Agent Barker: How about this story? It's about a big bad wolf and a little pig. Miss Piggy: Oh, ha-ha you'll deal with moi? Look, chumpo, I'm just trying to get a story okay. View Quote Miss Piggy: Hey, studmuffin, hold it! Agent Barker: I'll deal with her. Gonzo: The guests of honor aren't even here yet! Fozzie: Hey, great party! Gonzo: Yeah. cake? WHO CUT THE CAKE?! WHO CUT IT?!?! Johnny Oh, look at that! Sal: Who cut this cake?! Johnny: That's awful. Gonzo, Gonzo! Gonzo: Go easy on the buffet, fellas, I just want. Sal: Yeah, Johnny? Johnny: There are no cannolis! Sal: Yeah, but try this cake, this is a beauty! Johnny: That is nice! Would you. I will smack you like a bad, bad donkey, okay! Johnny: Sal. Pepe: You tell him, and I will smack you. Rizzo: We gotta tell him the truth, Pepe. Gonzo: Remember guys, I built this new Jacuzzi for my alien family, so no eating in the spa. View Quote Gonzo: Put a little more paprika on those, okay? Thank you. General Luft: YOU NEED HELP, SINGER! FIND SOME! Agent Rentro: Well, how'd that go for you, then? Okay? Van Neuter: Get off of me, you vermin! Singer: The alien is loose in the building. Singer: This looks worse than it is, general. Irrefutable evidence of extraterrestrial life.
Quick, get me out of here! Singer: Today, sir.we must think with a big mind. Van Neuter: No, no, no! I can't breathe! Gonzo: Hey, guys. Van Neuter: No, don't tickle me! Pepe: What do we do? Miss Piggy: Will you please get me out of here? Dr. Stop! Kermit: What in the world? Singer: This is big, general. Rat #1: Ready for an operation? Rat #2: A little experiment. Wait! Oh, good Lord! A rat! I hate rats! Bubba: Then today ain't your lucky day, Doc. And remember, if you experience any unpleasantness, please let me know. Sit tight while I chew through these straps. Where have you been? Rizzo: You don't want to know. Van Neuter: What is it? Gonzo: Are you sure this is covered by my HMO? Dr. Miss Piggy: I can't breathe! Pepe: Come on, Kermin! Dr. Miss Piggy: Whose bright idea was this, anyway? Fozzie: Which way, Kermit? Pepe: Kermin! Kermin! This way. Van Neuter: Oh, who cares? It's showtime! Here we go. What about problems with that beaky thing you've got there? Itching, swelling, flaking? Gonzo: Well, some flaking a couple years ago- Dr. Head ever come off? Gonzo: No, I don't think so. Van Neuter: Good, no achy tentacles, good. Have you ever experienced any achiness in your tentacles? Gonzo: I don't have tentacles! Dr.
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